Religion

Jewish Divorce

“Jewish divorce,” like “military intelligence,” is a phrase that creates mirth in the hearer. When Christians are undergoing a bad marriage they seek divorce and when Jews have bad marriages either they don’t notice or they suffer. Not noticing is the standard bearer. Daughter (now that her father has died): “Mama, you were always so miserable. Why didn’t you divorce Papa years ago?” Mama:...

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Psalm 42:2

bvs@biblevs.net “My soul thirsts for God, for the living God. When can I go and meet with God?” Answer: When you make the acquaintance of Fat Charley’s Grocery, next door to the 73rd Precinct in Brownsville, Brooklyn. You must go on Yom Kippur, the holiest day in the Jewish Year, the day that requires you to fast for 24 hours. You must then eat a very large Fat Charley Sandwich containing no kosher food, loaded with plenty of...

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Bible Verse Of The Day

“Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins.” Peter 4:8 As a deeply spiritual man, I would like every reader to offer this prayer for me in this upcoming dangerous hour: I PRAY FERVENTLY THAT THERE IS NO GOD, no creep who works capriciously but maliciously, too, who has it in especially for Sid Gendin. **************************** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0zqbBtA_X0 Al Bowlly was balck...

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Is This For Real?

Every day I receive a message from some organization that calls itself BIBLE VERSE. Very inspiring stuff, I guess. I dare not block these messages for fear that the Big Guy will strike me dead. This morning, I received a very odd message and I can’t decide whether it is sardonic humor or a genuine plea. Can someone tell me, please? “A Prayer For An Eternal Perspective” Jesus, my load becomes lighter as I consider that...

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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before

There are two kinds of godawful joke tellers: the first sends you a joke via email and instructs you to pass it on to at least 10 million of your closest friends or you will die a painful death — he means it; the second introduces his jokes with that terrible chestnut, “Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.” I belong to the second group but I have an excuse. My memory is shot to hell; it is not better than that of a...

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A Sucker Is Born Every Second To Suck Every Sucking Second Of The Day

What is the difference between a Pope and P.T. Barnum? Suck on that for a while and you won’t need my help to figure it out. Meanwhile, while you suck on that, The Papa, on his Vatican throne, [the other one, not the one he defecates into], has issued a statement that his flock should contemplate the Shroud of Turn with awe and reverence; but the old hypocrite stopped short of asserting its authenticity. But people [are Catholics...

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